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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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