- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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