Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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The WPGA tour

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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women's rights.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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