What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

dyslexics of the world untie!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

the power to turn magnetism into light

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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