- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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