Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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knock knock come in

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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