- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

a person who will soon die of beeties

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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