- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

george goodburn is secretly mexican

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

hey hey apple

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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