- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why was the man sad His got raped

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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