Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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