you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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