Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Anti Joke

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