A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Your mom.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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