- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

1+1=2

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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