A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

WNBA

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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