A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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