- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

anti-joke.ru - russian style

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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