Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Ross.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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