- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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