- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

A Duck walks into a bar.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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