Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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