- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Cheese

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Women's rights.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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