why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Chlamydia

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Yellow People !!

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Please ignore this statement.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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