- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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