How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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A guy walks into a bar

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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