- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

speak now or forever hold your pee

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Can anyone Lenin money?

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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