- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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