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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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America

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