- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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