What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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whats black and large -me

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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