- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Well this is pointless.....

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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