charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Democracy.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Chuck Norris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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