- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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