How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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