- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Dumb

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

kieran is a homosexual

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Anyone can post anything.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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