What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

knock knock go away

like most people my age. im 27

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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