What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Black people

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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