What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Amazing

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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