You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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