- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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