a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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And you honored it I see :P

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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