Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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