- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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