Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Your face

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

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