- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Racial Equality

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

HELLO EVERYONE

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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