What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Jovan

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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