- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

G:nock nock B:come in!

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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