- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

kieran is a homosexual

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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