- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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