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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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