- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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