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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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