Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Communism hehe xd

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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