A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Your Mom

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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