whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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