ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why did the old man die? He was old.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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