yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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