- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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