What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

My Nan, that is all.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

willam dafoe

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Killing your friend as a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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