- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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