What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Your mom.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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