- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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