- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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