- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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