- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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