- Anti Joke

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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