Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Misner is a twat.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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