How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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