What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Gustavo Andrade

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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how much fish could a chicken

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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