What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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