What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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