have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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