- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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